The End of Augustus Trump Gloop.

Steve Villano
Feb 18, 2024
(Illustration by Gary Trudeau)

Augustus Trump Gloop,

The Nincompoop, played

Everybody for his dupe.

Ate dollar bills by the scoop,

Especially yours,

Whether or not you bought his poop.

Grifter, swindler, fraud,

Built a life on lies and gaud —

Then he burst.

Thank the law, and the Lord.